Monday, June 17, 2013

Surprise Attack (from the novel "Operaville")


An hour later, the party is even drunker, and being taken over by Joe’s new Wii gaming center. I’m at the back of the crowd, fascinated by the levels of simulated reality. A familiar pair of lips descends upon my neck.
            “I hope to God that’s Maddie.”
            “Oui,” she whispers. “Follow me.”
            She leads me to the master bedroom, then heads back to the door.
            “Please lock, please lock – ah! It locks.”
            She wastes no time but kneels in front of me and takes down my pants.
            “Well! To what do I owe the pleasure?”
            She takes me deep into her mouth, gives me a long, slow suck and then smiles.
            “You used the word ‘girlfriend’ in a sentence. Women love it when you use girlfriend in a sentence.”
            “It’s always a bit of a surprise, the first time. It just sort of pops out.”
            “‘Boyfriend,’” she recites, then gives me a lick. “I am sucking my boyfriend’s dick in his friend’s bedroom.”
            “Now in French!”
            “Je suis sucer mon ami de dick dans son ami de chamber à coucher.”
            “When you put it that way, it sounds dirty.”
            She takes me out and tickles my balls with her fingers. “We probably haven’t much time, honey. When you feel like you’re getting close, I want you to pump this thing into my mouth like you’re fucking me. I want every drop.”
            I look sideways to find us framed in a closet-door mirror, and it seems that much filthier. A few minutes later, I hold my diva by the ears and stroke into her like there’s no tomorrow. I hear a roar of applause from the living room and imagine that it’s for me.