(From the novel "Operaville")
Maddie has other ideas. She nudges me like a border
collie working a sheep, driving me across the living room, to the edge of my
bed and over. She yanks at the layers of my softball gear – pants, sliding pad,
athletic briefs – until she unearths my cock. She works it over with her tongue
until I’m sporting a grade-A hard-on. Then she hops off the bed, removes her
pants and readies herself to hop onto my dick, which is now limp.
She
looks at me. “Is it all right to yell?”
“Yes.”
“Neighbors
won’t mind?”
“No.”
“FUCK!”
She
stands to give her diaphragm more room, and delivers her next three notes with
an impressive amount of volume.
“Fuck!
Fuck! F-U-U-U-U…”
I’ve
got my hand clamped over her mouth, an arm around her waist. She’s still
yelling – I can feel the force of her breath against my palm.
“Maddie?
Honey? Ya gotta stop, Maddie.”
It
takes her a few breaths to calm down, and then she peels my hand away.
“Why?”
“Because
I am not going to explain to the
opera fans of America how it was that the end of your singing career was
inspired by my limp dick.”
She
takes in a hissing breath that might be a rising indignation, then lets out a
little burst, like the first puff from an air compressor. That’s the hole in
the dike; the rest is a flood of wild, rolling laughter that sweeps me along in
its wake. Two minutes later we are flat on the bed, pantsless, trying to stop
before we asphyxiate ourselves. After that we grow silent, and I think I know
why: we’re both afraid that the next utterance will send us right back into the
water.
Maddie
curls across the bed, grabs my dick and gives it a stern look.
“Why
don’t you like me? Everybody else
likes me.”
This
isn’t as funny as it should be. I am drowning in frustration.
“When
you got home from your drive, did you masturbate?”
“Yes.”
“And?”
“Hard
as Wagner.”
“Wagner
is hard. I’m so sick of this.” She
releases my idiot cock and leans back on her elbows. “Sadly, this has happened
before.”
“Really?”
“I’m
a pretty intimidating figure. La Diva! Tenors and penises cower before her.
Christ.”
“Sorry.”
She
leans up and gives me a kiss.
“If
I was smart, I would sleep only with men who know nothing about opera. But
don’t worry about it, honey. Please
don’t. Well. I gotta go.” She hops off the bed and fetches her pants.
“Huh?”
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